Gothcha! if u wise guys are thinkin am crazy enough to blog about my admits for this fall..ha ha am not that wacky!
But this is an issue which has affected my life right from birth..and am givin it serious thought for the first time ever, The problem is 'I KEEP FALLING!!!' now wipe that smirk off your faces people..dont tell me its common..oh no not in my case , i have come to think of it as some kind of a curse now!!!!
Wonder which one eyed witch or braided hair sage has condemned my great great grandfather! That his grandaughter shall defy gravity!!
If u think superman and spiderman are the best super heroes ever..bah i can challenge them, they can glide over tall rises . but can they glide over solid tarred roads????? I can!
It all started ...now wen did it actually start? i think wen i started walking, my legs slipped and mom thought "oh my poor darling is jus learning to trod" , but little did she imagine that her 'lil darling' has never stepped a single step without falling!!!
Imagine wat if i had been the first woman on the moon?,I can imagine myself posin in front of those gadgets and telling NASA base headquarters " Every single step for me.........whoooopppppssss" , and the radio cracks.,there i would hv fallen again.God manz first step on moon would have been a FALL?????!!! $%#@@, mankind would never have leaped ! just fallen into the deep abyss of the moon.
Or imagine still if i had been chosen as miss universe (now i know u really gotta strrrrrrretchh ur imagination here..wat d hell? its my blog! so go ahead imagine now!:-x), and wen i would hv been asked to walk d ramp ,simltaneously cryin (not very hard u dont wanna spoil d mascara now) , kissin the crowds, expressing joy boundless, and keep throwing ur hands to ur mouth as though to say "i forgot my breath freshner!" ..and all that ladylike gaeity...wen lara ,sush ,ash did it i wud hv simply...whoooshhh .....fallen!!!! with my designer wear evenin gown totally destroyed! and indiaz image wud have FALLEN!!! :"( , it would have been national disaster and ritu beri wud hv sueued me for breaking the crystals from her gown!
Why do i fall? is it coz, mostly i never watch where am going ? (no pun intended here :-p ).falling may be the funniest thing to happen as long as you are spectators!!!! not the victims
I remeber the first day of college, I got up from my seat as a object of sole respect for the teacher and as i was rapidly moving outta the desk i...ya ya go ahead say it wid me now... "FELL", well i was so shocked that i had done it again that i sat on the ground with birds twittering over my head , wondering "why me?" , wen a voice behind me said "y dont u get up first? u can think later!" ..ya gud point . i murmured a thanks to him and got up half thinking "my comrade this is depper than u can imagine!"
here we are walkin on the road back to the hostel and the roads are straight and wonderful and i fall, i trip, i trod ...but unlike my luckier friends i never walk.I got my footwear checked..ok if that was the culprit , why did i fall when not wearing them????!!!!
I fell in our mess once and boy-oh-boy, its wunderful to spray rasam on ur feet ,rice on ur hands and try expalining y it all happened to the osama proto called mess supervisor!!! ..she towered over me and i cowered muttering excuses as the entire hostel watched ..she screamed "what happened" and instead of screaming back "cant u see u tyrant??" ..i mumbled "i ..i ...fell" :((
I also managed to do a waltz once in our iv trip! where i fell so badly on the floor of the bus tat the wounds took a month to heal...oh name the place and i hv made a mark there !
my final year in singapore was almost ending and i sat dreaming in my bus..clutching my laptop closer to me...wow it was over and am going back home.. i had a wonderful time these 5 months now back to friends and family ..celebratiion begins..when suddenly ...it happened , my brain realised what was happening ,but nothing could be done now.It should have happened long ago.Its been due now and gently ,swiftly i was lifted from my seat and thrown from my seat onto the floor of the bus as it took a swift turn.Now i know how mahatma gandhi felt when he was thrown with his luggage onto the platforms!...well there was no revolution rising in me !..Not a eyelid had batted !! no body cared ! i picked myself up and sat down again..sigh it had happened the curse had worked again!
Like the sayin goes "The greatness of humanity is not in the falling, but in rising everytime you fall!!""
Well i shall pick up myself everytime!!!
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“A man may fall many times, but he won't be a failure until he says that someone pushed him.”
Until we are able to bring out the comical person inside us even in unusually bad situations, we are happier than what ppl would think.
"So..go ahead fall down.The world looks different from the ground!"
lol.. i think even ive seen u fall several times back in school...!
lol. Maybe its your shoes! No.. I"m not kidding. I had a room-mate who had this problem, and he consulted a doctor and found out that his shoes were faulty!
Some times footware is d culprit but its only sometimes. I think water + tiles + footware is my worst combination,making me 2 fall few times when i was in hostel.First time,i prayed in d few seconds that took 2 reach d ground that atleast noone sees me.God didnt help me.i felt bad.One day, when one of my roommates was terribly upset and that is when another remembered d incident/accident watever and mentioned,i found upset princess forgot herself and laughed heartily. 'oh god,im making ppl happy!!yes,atleast one g8t purpose that my soul rendered in this birth'.. so, wats bad in it..
I was alone in my home when i fell in my kitchen few months before(this time,tiles + water), i hurt myself very bad that i couldnt even move and it took me several minutes 2 reach my phone 2 call 4 some help. I felt lik, its always better 2 fall when someone watches.so folks whenver u fall in public places, thank god 'U almighty,thx 4 sending these many souls 2 help me raise when im in trouble..!!'
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